I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker admits to having hair but not in a visible place, implying baldness on top.
- In plain terms
- I have hair but not where you can see it.
- What can you take from it?
- Humor can lighten self-deprecating observations.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you handle comments on your appearance?
- Can humor diffuse insecurity?
Another view
It relies on physical traits that may not apply to everyone.
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