Kurt Donald Cobain Quotes on Humor
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I take pride as the king of illiterature.
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What else could I say. Everyone is gay.
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Congratulations, you have won It's a year's subscription of bad puns.
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I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia. (1992)
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If you're a really mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. (1992)
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I wouldn't have been surprised if they had voted me Most Likely To Kill Everyone At A High School Dance. (1993)
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There is plenty of Huhnerfleisch in the Kuhlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge) (08/27/91 at Bremen, Germany)
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What's the matter with all you people at the back, did you come here to see Gloria Estefan? (11/27/93 at AT&T Bayfront Park Amphitheater, Miami, Florida)
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This song is dedicated to Frank Zappa, and River Phoenix, Fred Gwynne who played Herman Munster, Dixie Lee Ray, Thomas P, Tip O'Neil, and you, dumb ass, who just threw water on me. (01/07/94 at Seattle Center Arena, Seattle, Washington)
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He had a wonderful balance of raw, dangerous anger, but also he was this delicate, fun person...He was brilliant, but he played dumb. And you know, Kurt was funny as shit.
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He lies in an empty room With his hair burnt to the back It sure sounds funny When you say his name like that.