If you're a really mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. (1992)

Yeah, I was run out of town. They chased me up to the castle of Aberdeen with torches. Just like the Frankenstein monster. And I got away in a hot air balloon.…

Jocks have completely taken over music... And just to get back at them, I'm going to start playing basketball. (1993)

I wouldn't wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia. (1992)

Mr. Smith Goes To Hollywood : Jay is a creature of the Id, who has no filter as to what to say; he just says what's on his mind. So what's funny about the char…

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]

Here's another question I have. How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a …