Quote #177

Er, Tom, I hate to be the one to point this out, but your fix list is starting to resemble a feature list. You must be human or something.

More from Larry Wall

  1. Reserve your abuse for your true friends.
  2. It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. :-)
  3. There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin.
  4. Perl will always provide the null.
  5. Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose.
  6. It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun. :-)
  7. Are you perchance running on a 64-bit machine?
  8. Well, I think Perl should run faster than C. :-)

All Larry Wall quotes