Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes: A thing, as the Bellman remarked, That frequently happens in tropical climes, When a vessel is, so to speak, 'snarked.'

'Other maps are such shapes, with their islands and capes! But we've got our brave captain to thank' (So the crew would protest) 'that he's bought us the best …

But the principal failing occurred in the sailing, And the Bellman, perplexed and distressed, Said he had hoped, at least, when the wind blew due East That the…

He had bought a large map representing the sea, Without the least vestige of land: And the crew were much pleased when they found it to be A map they could all…

'Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah.' (Dumb and Dumber)

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'

My shoe has caught a Pig I am a Pig Trap