I'll publish right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.

They never fail who die In a great cause.

'Tis pleasure, sure, to see one's name in print; A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.

Hands promiscuously applied, Round the slight waist, or down the glowing side.

It's a brilliant metaphor. What I meant to say was, when you see a monkey masturbating at the zoo...

[Robert Novak] apparently, they say, broke his hip. I think it's not the case. I believe his hip tried to escape.

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today, especially with the advent of political incorrectness, which is a license to be as ridiculing and awful about cer…