Lord Stratford Quotes on Humor
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...so unpopular, if he became a funeral director people would stop dying
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I could have been a serious athlete, only to have my promise cut short when I discovered Woodbines and women. Thankfully I have long since given up the former, and the latter have long since given up on me-except, of course, for the lovely Lady Stratford, who for reasons beyond my comprehension still tolerates my presence.
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If champagne ever wanted cheering up, it would drink Tony Banks.