I'd rather do it with Madonna She's what a woman's supposed to be Oh Madonna won't you do it with me? The only girl I'll ever need She's really got me on my knees Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt

'I see what she does and I say 'Nice try honey, but you're not doing anything I didn't do twenty years ago.'

'I just want to say how much I enjoyed Madonna's performance. She is an absolute professional and she makes us all look like amateurs.' (On EMA's 2005).

'She could afford to be a little more magnanimous and a little less of a cunt.'