Quote #24

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.

More from Mae West

  1. I do all my best work in bed.
  2. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
  3. I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get.
  4. I never meant 'Come up and see me some time' to be sexy.
  5. I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
  6. I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
  7. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
  8. I've been in more laps than a napkin.[6]

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