I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.

I never meant 'Come up and see me some time' to be sexy.

I do all my best work in bed.

And you realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You realize you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself. You realize you're an alcoholic...oh, d…

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.

'When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.' [3]