Mae West Quotes on Humor
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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To a young actor How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches! Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!
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To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.
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An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
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I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get.
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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I've been in more laps than a napkin.[6]
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
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Too much of a good thing can be simply wonderful.[8]