10 Mae West Quotes on Humor

Mae West quotes on humor

3. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

12. To a young actor How tall are you without your horse? Six foot, seven inches! Never mind the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches!

14. To her British lover about to climb in bed with 80-something Mae: She said that she hoped soon to be able to say what Paul Revere said - 'The British are coming'. This was the last one-liner Mae ever uttered on film.

16. An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

20. His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

22. I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get.

25. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

28. I've been in more laps than a napkin.[6]

29. If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

41. Too much of a good thing can be simply wonderful.[8]