Quote #15
The funniest things are the forbidden.
More from Mark Twain
- A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
- We haven't all had the good fortune to be ladies; we haven't all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to th…
- This poor little one-horse town.
- Among the three or four million cradles now rocking in the land are some which this nation would preserve for ages as sacred things, if we …
- Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
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- Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.