Mark Twain Quotes on Human nature

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  1. I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices.

  2. Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

  3. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.

  4. Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you opportunity to commit more.

  5. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.

  6. There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different.

  7. The pilgrims were human beings. Otherwise they would have acted differently. They had come a long and difficult journey, and now when the journey was nearly finished, and they learned that the main thing they had come for had ceased to exist, they didn't do as horses or cats or angle-worms would probably have done - turn back and get at something profitable - no, anxious as they had before been to see the miraculous fountain, they were as much as forty times as anxious now to see the place where it had used to be. There is no accounting for human beings.

  8. It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

  9. The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.

  10. Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, & over these ideals they dispute & cannot unite - but they all worship money.

  11. It is wonderful, the power of a faith like that, that can make multitudes upon multitudes of the old and weak and the young and frail enter without hesitation or complaint upon such incredible journeys and endure the resultant miseries without repining. It is done in love, or it is done in fear; I do not know which it is. No matter what the impulse is, the act born of it is beyond imagination marvelous to our kind of people, the cold whites.

  12. I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.

  13. Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

  14. Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.

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