Mark Twain Quotes on Life

7 quotes

  1. A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

  2. We said there warn't no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don't. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

  3. I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

  4. If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.

  5. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

  6. I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

  7. When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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