More from Marty Feldman

  1. I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. [2]
  2. When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's 'The pen is mightier than the sword' to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, 'Yes, and considerably easier to…
  3. I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.
  4. I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.
  5. Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
  6. Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two pe…
  7. Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

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