Little John: 'Let's face it - you've got to be a man to wear tights!'

King Richard (Patrick Stewart): 'From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'John's'!'

Man In Front of Castle: 'Hey Abbot!'

Ahchoo (Dave Chappelle): 'Man, white men can't jump!!'

If women fall over wearing heels, that's embarrassing; but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself! End of your life!

We are permitted to ride, providing we sit in a position ruinous to the horse; providing we wear a riding-habit long enough to hide the obscene human foot, wei…

Yousef Al-Khattab: When you take the women and dress them like whores, on the street... Richard Dawkins: I don't dress women, they dress themselves... Yousef A…