Ahchoo (Dave Chappelle): 'Man, white men can't jump!!'

Jail Inmates: Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty fff....Eighty Six!

King Richard (Patrick Stewart): 'From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as...'John's'!'

Revolutionary Leader(Cloris Leachman):And now, let us end this meeting on a high note. (Proceeds to sing a sharp high note, followed by the rest of the revolut…

Reminds me of something my third grade teacher said to us. She said, 'You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cock-sucker from Guatemala.'

Lor', but women's rum cattle to deal with, the first man found that to his cost, And I reckon it's just through a woman the last man on earth'll be lost.

I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.