Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel): 'That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!'

Lonestar (Bill Pullman): 'That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!' Mel Brooks in the director's Commentary : 'I'm both proud and ashamed of that line'

Max Bialystock (Zero Mostel): 'I'm wearing a cardboard belt!'

Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis): 'I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.' (This follows everyone on the bridge announcing that their last name is 'Asshole.')

My dad was great. He was very droll, very dry. The first time that he came to London when I was in the theatre and my name was in lights for the very first tim…

Fortune hath somewhat the nature of a woman; if she be too much wooed, she is the farther off.

I am what I am I am my own special creation So come take a look Give me the hook or the ovation It's my world that I want to have a little pride in My world an…