[explaining that Paul Revere was Anti-Semitic] He was scared they were moving into the neighborhood. 'They're coming, they're coming. The Yiddish, they're coming'

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.

I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'

You may set the Negro free, but you cannot make him otherwise than an alien to the European. Nor is this all we scarcely acknowledge the common features of hum…

I happen to think that the singular evil of our time is prejudice. It is from this evil that all other evils grow and multiply. In almost everything I've writt…