Who's the dummy writing this show?!?! (from The Electric Company)

Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you got to flap your arms and legs, you got to jump around a lot, you got to…

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

I regard criticism as an art, and if in this country and in this age it is practiced with honesty, it is no more remunerative than the work of an avant-garde f…

The real geniuses know where their writing has to be good and where they can get away with some mediocrity.

I don't know of any thing in my book to be criticised on by honourable men. Is it on my spelling? - that's not my trade. Is it on my grammar ? - I hadn't time …