Quote #26

On the eighth day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal and forget so many important parts of me!? He made the teeth that I swallowed... The ear that was ripped from my skull! A face that no longer exists! Deep inside, you are merely a mirror image of all my atrocities! The ugliness that exists outside, lives inside every one of you!

More from Mick Foley

  1. The time has come, to relieve that pain, which will be better for me, but not enjoyable for all of you!
  2. Destruction can be beautiful!
  3. Oh Carlito what you did last week wasn't cool or neat-o, So I guess I'll have to make you bleed-o, or if your in the mood for cotton tacos …
  4. Leave the light on, I'm coming home!
  5. Mankind's looking good he's showing a lot of testicular fortitude!
  6. Undertaker...I'm gonna eat you alive! Have a nice day!
  7. We're trying to make the world a better place for Mankind. (During the WWF 1999 commercial)
  8. Why do you make me hurt you???

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