I'm not very good at being dull. (1988)

(On Freud) He just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vica…

(On Craig Gannon suing him) My opinion is that Craig Gannon didn't really win because... he's still Craig Gannon. (1990)

I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper. (1985)