(On Craig Gannon suing him) My opinion is that Craig Gannon didn't really win because... he's still Craig Gannon. (1990)

I'm not very good at being dull. (1988)

(When asked who does his laundry) Me, I'm afraid. Every Friday night you'll find me leaning over the bathtub, immersed in Persil... It's quite passionately rom…

(On Freud) He just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vica…