Such a surprise For the eastern eyes To see, That though the English are effete, They're quite impervious to heat.

Mad Dogs & Englishmen Go out in the midday sun. The Japanese don't care to, The Chinese wouldn't dare to, Hindus and Argentines Sleep firmly from twelve to one…

It seems such a shame When the English claim The Earth, That they give rise To such hilarity And mirth.

The natives grieve When the white men leave Their huts. Because they're obviously, Definitely Nuts.