I've done a lot worse than jump off piers, son. Like throw a television out the window.

I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck'…

Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!

[while lighting a fire on the beach] Fuck! Go to Alaska! No, no, no, no. You fucking asshole ocean! No!

If only we could stand outside our lives and look at what we do, we might repair so many injuries before they're done.

No worse than a bad cold.

Dorion, ridiculing the description of a tempest in the 'Nautilus' of Timotheus, said that he had seen a more formidable storm in a boiling saucepan.