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  1. He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.
  2. His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.
  3. The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm show…
  4. Mere abuse is no criticism.
  5. It began to be borne in upon Lord Ickenham that in planning to appeal to the Duke's better feelings he had omitted to take into his calcula…
  6. Aunt Agatha is like an elephant-not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never for…
  7. 'Don't blame me, Pongo,' said Lord Ickenham, 'if Lady Constance takes her lorgnette to you. God bless my soul, though, you can't compare th…
  8. His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a…

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