More from P. G. Wodehouse

  1. His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.
  2. Aunt Agatha is like an elephant-not so much to look at, for in appearance she resembles more a well-bred vulture, but because she never for…
  3. Bingo swayed like a jelly in a high wind.
  4. His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a…
  5. He felt like a man who, chasing rainbows, has had one of them suddenly turn and bite him in the leg.
  6. I suppose this was really the moment for embarking upon an impassioned defence of Boko, stressing his admirable qualities. Not being able t…
  7. The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm show…
  8. On his good mornings, I don't suppose there are more than a handful of men in the W. 1 postal district of London swifter to spot oompus-boo…

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