More from P. G. Wodehouse

  1. As plainly as if it had been the top line on the oculist's chart I could see what the future held for Bertram.
  2. And as he, too, seemed disinclined for chit-chat, we stood for some moments like a couple of Trappist monks who have run into each other at…
  3. I agreed the situation was sticky. Indeed, offhand it was difficult to see how it could have been more glutinous.
  4. Oh, Bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words.
  5. It was a confusion of ideas between him and one of the lions he was hunting in Kenya that had caused A. B. Spottsworth to make the obituary…
  6. I don't know if you have ever seen a tiger of the jungle drawing a deep breath preparatory to doing a swan dive and landing with both the f…
  7. For some moments after silence had come like a poultice to heal the blows of sound, all that occupied his mind was the thought of what pest…
  8. Nannie Bruce, a tall, gangling light-heavyweight with a suggestion in her appearance of a private in the Grenadiers dressed up to play the …

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