To say that his conscience was clear would be inaccurate, for he did not have a conscience, but he had what was much better, an alibi...

As is so often the case with butlers, there was a good deal of Beach. Julius Caesar, who liked to have men about him who were fat, would have taken to him at o…

His aspect was that of one who has been looking for the leak in a gas pipe with a lighted candle.

I started back to the house, and in the drive I met Jeeves. He was at the wheel of Stiffy's car. Beside him, looking like a Scotch elder rebuking sin, was the …

There is no man so good that if he placed all his actions and thoughts under the scrutiny of the laws, he would not deserve hanging ten times in his life.

In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.

My guilt is that I am still here...I should have died. That is my guilt.