'Yes, sir,' said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in the leg by a personal friend.

He committed mayhem upon his person. He did everything to him that a man can do who is hampered with boxing gloves.

Honoria, you see, is one of those robust, dynamic girls with the muscles of a welterweight and a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge. A…

He resembled a minor prophet who had been hit behind the ear with a stuffed eel-skin.

'Hey boss, do you think I look like a caveman?' - 'I don't know about that, but you bloody play like one.'

'Doin' the J-O-B at the P-P-V.'

Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one from writing. It is especially v…