More from P. G. Wodehouse

  1. Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.
  2. There is enough sadness in life without having fellows like Gussie Fink-Nottle going about in sea boots.
  3. We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight.
  4. A slight throbbing about the temples told me that this discussion had reached saturation point.
  5. Scarcely had I entered the sitting-room when I found ... what appeared at first sight to be the Devil, A closer scrutiny informed me that i…
  6. I consider that of all the dashed silly, drivelling ideas I ever heard in my puff this is the most blithering and futile. It won't work. No…
  7. You know how it is with some girls. They seem to take the stuffing right out of you. I mean to say, there is something about their personal…
  8. And a moment later there was a sound like a mighty rushing wind, and the relative had crossed the threshold at fifty m.p.h. under her own s…

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