More from P. G. Wodehouse

  1. Nature, when planning this sterling fellow, shoved in a lot more lower jaw than was absolutely necessary and made the eyes a bit too keen a…
  2. 'I hadn't heard the door open, but the man was on the spot once more. My private belief, as I think I have mentioned before, is that Jeeves…
  3. 'The fellow with a face rather like a walnut.'
  4. It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia, lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.
  5. He expressed the opinion that the world was in a deplorable state. I said, 'Don't talk rot, old Tom Travers.' 'I am not accustomed to talk …
  6. Even at normal times Aunt Dahlia's map tended a little towards the crushed strawberry. But never had I seen it take on so pronounced a rich…
  7. I was reading in the paper the other day about those birds who are trying to split the atom, the nub being that they haven't the foggiest a…
  8. If the prophet Job were to walk into the room at this moment, I could sit swapping hard-luck stories with him till bedtime.'

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