'I hadn't heard the door open, but the man was on the spot once more. My private belief, as I think I have mentioned before, is that Jeeves doesn't have to open doors. He's like one of those birds in India who bung their astral bodies about--the chaps, I mean, who having gone into thin air in Bombay, reassemble the parts and appear two minutes later in Calcutta. Only some such theory will account for the fact that he's not there one moment and is there the next. He just seems to float from Spot A to Spot B like some form of gas.

'She loves this newt-nuzzling blister.'

It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia, lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.

Nature, when planning this sterling fellow, shoved in a lot more lower jaw than was absolutely necessary and made the eyes a bit too keen and piercing for one …

'Oh, no, my dear; I'm really a very good man, but I'm a very bad Wizard, I must admit.'

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live.