3 P. G. Wodehouse Quotes on Service

P. G. Wodehouse quotes on service

92. 'I hadn't heard the door open, but the man was on the spot once more. My private belief, as I think I have mentioned before, is that Jeeves doesn't have to open doors. He's like one of those birds in India who bung their astral bodies about--the chaps, I mean, who having gone into thin air in Bombay, reassemble the parts and appear two minutes later in Calcutta. Only some such theory will account for the fact that he's not there one moment and is there the next. He just seems to float from Spot A to Spot B like some form of gas.

96. I charged into something which might have been a tree, but was not--being, in point of fact, Jeeves.

142. There was a sound in the background like a distant sheep coughing gently on a mountainside. Jeeves sailing into action.