I charged into something which might have been a tree, but was not--being, in point of fact, Jeeves.

If the prophet Job were to walk into the room at this moment, I could sit swapping hard-luck stories with him till bedtime.'

There is about him something that seems to soothe and hypnotize. To the best of my knowledge, he has never encountered a charging rhinoceros, but should this c…

Even at normal times Aunt Dahlia's map tended a little towards the crushed strawberry. But never had I seen it take on so pronounced a richness as now. She loo…

'We'd have to go self-service.'

I am a mighty Garage, On the corner of the Square, And it is all my pleasure, To provide a quick repair, Or I can do your service, In the blinking of an eye, I…

'I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.'