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55 Mistake Quotes

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Short mistake quotes

  1. Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

    Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #34
  2. My biggest error? Something that is to happen yet.

    Ayrton SennaAyrton Senna quote #24
  3. If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.

    Larry WallLarry Wall quote #71
  4. There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake.

    Arthur WellesleyArthur Wellesley quote #13
  5. 'Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.'

    Jim HorningJim Horning quote #2
  6. Your best teacher is your last mistake.

    Ralph NaderRalph Nader quote #41
  7. I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

    Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #72
  8. No man's error becomes his own Law; nor obliges him to persist in it.

    Thomas HobbesThomas Hobbes quote #35

More mistake quotes

  1. It was my view that the catastrophe. . . . could have been avoided if Vasilevsky had taken the position he should have. He could have taken a different position. . . . but he didn't do that, and as a result, in my view, he had a hand in the destruction of thousands of Red Army fighters in the Kharkov campaign.

    Aleksandr VasilevskyAleksandr Vasilevsky quote #6
  2. I usually never stay at the board after a game. Especially against Spassky. I made a dumb suggestion and he refuted it instantly! I know I'm going to have to play him some day and it was really stupid to look like such a jerk in front of him.

    Bobby FischerBobby Fischer quote #7
  3. A mistake is not something to be determined after the fact, but in the light of the information until that point.

    Nassim Nicholas TalebNassim Nicholas Taleb quote #5
  4. It is better for a leader to make a mistake in forgiving than to make a mistake in punishing.

    Holy Prophet MuhammadHoly Prophet Muhammad quote #22
  5. 'I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some.'

    Julie BrownJulie Brown quote #2
  6. It's human to make mistakes - and some of us are much more human than others.

    Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #103
  7. I fear that I also underestimate the stupidity of the rest of mankind.

    Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #51
  8. But nobody did come, because nobody does; and under the crushing recognition of his gigantic error Jude continued to wish himself out of the world.

    Thomas HardyThomas Hardy quote #61
  9. It may take two people to make a really beautiful mistake

    E. E. CummingsE. E. Cummings quote #17
  10. US forces think they know the location of Saddam Hussein's sons...Uday, Qusay and Gary.

    David LettermanDavid Letterman quote #32
  11. You helped our nation celebrate its Bicentennial in 17- [hastily corrects himself] in 1976. [Queen gives him a sharp look and mutters inaudibly] She gave me a look that only a mother could give a child.

    George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #255
  12. I'm escaping (door mishap at a press conference)

    George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #389
  13. Somebody muffed it?? Somebody wanted to joke.

    Gwendolyn BrooksGwendolyn Brooks quote #32
  14. I was sleep-deprived, and I misspoke.

    Hillary ClintonHillary Clinton quote #50
  15. Prentice: What this young woman claims is a tissue of lies. Match: This is a boy, sir. Not a girl. If you're baffled by the difference it might be as well to approach both with caution.

    Joe OrtonJoe Orton quote #41
  16. That's Stump and that's another track in the forthcoming Peel Sessions EP series, if you see what I mean. It's not quite that but I'm not gonna try and reconstruct the sentence in front of you.

    John PeelJohn Peel quote #45
  17. Oh, wait, that was Randal...nevermind...

    Larry WallLarry Wall quote #123
  18. That sounds good let me just put this pen behind my ea--whoops! It fell because I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

    Mick FoleyMick Foley quote #7
  19. The principles of strategy are written down here in terms of single combat, but you must think broadly so that you attain an understanding for ten-thousand-a-side battles. Strategy is different from other things in that if you mistake the Way even a little you will become bewildered and fall into bad ways.

    Miyamoto MusashiMiyamoto Musashi quote #24
  20. Pour grands que soient les rois, ils sont ce que nous sommes: Ils peuvent se tromper comme les autres hommes.

    Pierre CorneillePierre Corneille quote #6
  21. I locked my keys in the car the other day. But it was alright; I was still inside.

    Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #56
  22. 'You can't even say it!' (To Jerry Lawler when he stuttered and couldn't pronouce 'World Wrestling Federation Championship')

    Vince McMahonVince McMahon quote #19
  23. 'Ace has won!' cried Hermann, showing his card. 'Your queen has lost,' said Chekalinsky, politely. Hermann started; instead of an ace, there lay before him the queen of spades! He could not believe his eyes, nor could he understand how he had made such a mistake. At that moment it seemed to him that the queen of spades smiled ironically and winked her eye at him. He was struck by her remarkable resemblance... 'The old Countess!' he exclaimed, seized with terror.

    Aleksandr PushkinAleksandr Pushkin quote #25
  24. once I was open, could hope, I had no doubt but that was the worst thing that I could do

    Natalie MerchantNatalie Merchant quote #50
  25. once I came close to that most elusive fire burning with hopeless love and desire but it was just about the worst thing that I could do it was just about the worst thing I could do

    Natalie MerchantNatalie Merchant quote #51
  26. We all had a better idea. We all knew that you were wrong. We knew it from the beginning

    Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #416
  27. But she could see that she had wounded him. He had been stupid, but he was smart enough to recognize the fact

    Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #841
  28. Even if you're a blind guy who wants to be clean, you're gonna miss the toilet someday, ya know?

    Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #261
  29. I'll plead no more! I see now your spirit twists around the single error of my life, and I will never tear it free!

    Arthur MillerArthur Miller quote #82
  30. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

    Tenzin Gyatso (Dalai Lama)Tenzin Gyatso (Dalai Lama) quote #85
  31. 'I puked in Greece, what have you done?'

    Alexi LaihoAlexi Laiho quote #17
  32. It has been a severe lesson for Andy, but I do not think he will do it again.

    Andrew JohnsonAndrew Johnson quote #32
  33. 'By the Lion's Mane, a strange device,' said King Peter, 'to set a lantern here where the trees cluster so thick about it and so high above it that if it were lit it should give light to no man!' (ch. 17)

    C. S. LewisC. S. Lewis quote #110
  34. Hardly a name in profane history is more august than his. Hardly another character in the world's record has made so little of its opportunities. His discovery was a blunder; his blunder was a new world; the New World is his monument!

    Christopher ColumbusChristopher Columbus quote #30
  35. 'Summer, you're fired! (To Tarek)...and you didn't make it by far,with her own stupidity, she saved your ass!'

    Donald TrumpDonald Trump quote #15
  36. They set off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth. How lucky is that? 'This is Plymouth? We've just come from Plymouth! We've gone round in a circle, guys, back on the boat.'

    Eddie IzzardEddie Izzard quote #29
  37. What is it: is man only a blunder of God, or God only a blunder of man?

    Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche quote #156
  38. Ohne Musik ware das Leben ein Irrtum.

    Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche quote #159
  39. God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment - but many other things ceased as well! Woman was God's second mistake.

    Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche quote #180
  40. Jack: Don, you're hanging yourself.

    Jack BennyJack Benny quote #18
  41. Bob: Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.

    Jack BennyJack Benny quote #61
  42. He made a mistake, you know? And if he hadn't done this particular thing that night, it wouldn't have been... but he was... it happened. (1995)

    Johnny DeppJohnny Depp quote #147
  43. Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #75
  44. Experience was of no ethical value. It was merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #81
  45. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #117
  46. I charged into something which might have been a tree, but was not--being, in point of fact, Jeeves.

    P. G. WodehouseP. G. Wodehouse quote #96
  47. Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants

    Jack BennyJack Benny quote #64