If you write something wrong enough, I'll be glad to make up a new witticism just for you.

I don't like this official/unofficial distinction. It sound, er, officious.

So far we've managed to avoid turning Perl into APL. :-)

: But for some things, Perl just isn't the optimal choice. (yet) :-)

'Hey boss, do you think I look like a caveman?' - 'I don't know about that, but you bloody play like one.'

The simplest comment on my book came from my ballet teacher. She said, 'I wish you hadn't made every line funny. It's so depressing.'

I wrote a script and gave it to a guy that reads scripts. And he read it and said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said, 'Fuck that, I…