I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Spot remover removes the dog instead of the spot.
- In plain terms
- The spot remover made my dog disappear.
- What can you take from it?
- Read labels carefully.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What mistake did you make?
Another view
Spot remover does not remove dogs.
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