Quote #147
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
More from George Carlin
- As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
- The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- A lot of these people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt.
- I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
- Imagine how thick Japanese people's photo albums must be.
- Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
- The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
- The status quo always sucks.