The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

'The world is run by C-students'

Em geral, nos outros, os Portugueses, so comecamos a ser idiotas - quando chegamos a idade da razao. Em pequenos temos todos uma pontinha de genio.

I do not oppose the insane asylum - but I abhor and condemn the cutthroat system that robs man of his reason, drives him to insanity and makes the lunatic asyl…