6 George Carlin Quotes on Health

George Carlin quotes on health

58. This conversation is bound to turn up. Two guys in a street meet each other, and one of them says, 'Hey, did you hear? Phil Davis died.' 'Phil Davis? I just saw him yesterday.' 'Yeah? : Didn't help. He died anyway. Apparently, the simple act of you seeing him did not slow down his cancer. In fact, it may have made it more aggressive. You know, you could be the cause for Phil's death. How do you live with yourself?'

122. Somewhere in the world is the world's worst doctor. And what's truly terrifying is that someone has an appointment with him tomorrow morning.

136. Saliva is known to cause cancer. But only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

148. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

182. The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

202. Two heart attacks has changed my diet, but I still cook bacon for the smell.