Two heart attacks has changed my diet, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

We have more ways to describe dirty words than we actually have dirty words. We call them bad words, dirty, filthy, foul, vile, vulgar, coarse, in poor taste, …

The kind of doorhandles which is recessed a little bit into the door and your fingers actually go in a little before they actually grab it. Don't you like that…

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft.

When I purchase a food item at the supermarket, I can be confident that the label will state how much riboflavin is in it. The United States government require…

I drink too much. Way too much. I gave a urine sample, there was an olive in it.

Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and cats going, 'I'm outta here, prick!', warnin…