Three signs you're addicted to cocaine: First of all, if you come home to your house and you have no furniture and cats going, 'I'm outta here, prick!', warning. Number two: If you have this dream where you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep and you're doing cocaine in your sleep and you can't fall asleep, and you wake up and you're doing cocaine, BINGO! Number three: if on your tax form it says, '$50,000 for snacks,' MAYDAY!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A comedic checklist of absurd scenarios indicating cocaine addiction, including waking up high.
- In plain terms
- You might be addicted if you dream about or wake up doing drugs.
- What can you take from it?
- Addiction can distort your daily life and dreams.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do addictions show up in sleep?
- What warning signs do we ignore?
Another view
Using comedy to discuss addiction risks minimizing the severity.
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