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And now you've got athletes on cocaine. You have baseball players having to go in front of grand juries saying, 'Yeah! I did cocaine. But can you blame me, though? It's a slow goddamn game, jack! Third base coach is doing this shit all the time. I don't know whether to slide or do a line, you know what I'm sayin'? And then there's that music. That (intro to CHARGE!)

Robin Williams#2

HumorAddictionSportsBoredom

About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker humorously suggests athletes use cocaine to cope with the boredom of slow-paced sports, pointing out absurd distractions during games.
In plain terms
Players might use drugs because the game is boring and there's a lot of distracting behavior.
What can you take from it?
Boredom can lead people to seek extreme stimulation.

Where it applies

  • sports commentary
  • discussions about athlete behavior
  • observations on game pacing

Putting it to work

  • critiquing sports entertainment
  • discussing substance abuse risks

Questions to consider

  • When does boredom become dangerous?
  • How do professionals handle monotony?

Another view

This joke trivializes serious drug issues by framing them as comedy relief.

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