4 George Carlin Quotes on Food

George Carlin quotes on food

6. 'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.

7. And, of course, the funniest food: 'kumquats'. I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

134. I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.

202. Two heart attacks has changed my diet, but I still cook bacon for the smell.