George Carlin Quotes on Food
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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And, of course, the funniest food: 'kumquats'. I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
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I never eat sushi. I have trouble eating things that are merely unconscious.
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Two heart attacks has changed my diet, but I still cook bacon for the smell.