'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.

Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place, man? There's such balance in nature.

And, of course, the funniest food: 'kumquats'. I don't even bring them home. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

So I say live and let live. That's my motto. Live and let live. Anyone who can't go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It's a simple…

Children are tough, though we tend to think of them as fragile. They have to be tough. Childhood is not easy. We sentimentalize children, but they know what's …

We've educated children to think that spontaneity is inappropriate. Children are willing to expose themselves to experiences. We aren't. Grownups always say th…

To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness.