George Carlin Quotes on Childhood
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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Raising a child is not difficult, you just have to follow the steps. Step one: you take the kid, and you put him on the street corner, and you leave him there. Come back a week later, if the kid's still there [clicks tongue], you got yourself a stupid fucking kid. And then you proceed from that point.
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Now I've got you, my cheerful twin! It's you or me, and I shall win! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!