George Carlin Quotes on Children
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'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.
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Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: 'We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.'
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'Every child is special.' Boy, they said it over and over, as if to convince themselves, 'every child is special', and I kept saying, 'fuuuck you!' Every child is clearly not special.
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Try explaining Hitler to a kid.
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Wanna help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!