5 George Carlin Quotes on Children

George Carlin quotes on children

6. 'Fussy eater' is a euphemism for 'big pain in the ass'.

41. Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: 'We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.'

59. 'Every child is special.' Boy, they said it over and over, as if to convince themselves, 'every child is special', and I kept saying, 'fuuuck you!' Every child is clearly not special.

66. Try explaining Hitler to a kid.

186. Wanna help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!