Saliva is known to cause cancer. But only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A dark joke claiming saliva causes cancer only if swallowed in small amounts over a long time.
- In plain terms
- He mocks warnings by stating the obvious in a twisted way.
- What can you take from it?
- Dose makes the poison, but context matters.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do we trust health data?
- What makes a warning valid?
Another view
It risks minimizing real health risks.
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