5 P. G. Wodehouse Quotes on Intelligence

P. G. Wodehouse quotes on intelligence

13. And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

53. 'Oh, yes, he thinks a lot of you. I remember his very words. 'Mr Wooster, miss' he said 'is, perhaps, mentally somewhat negligible but he has a heart of gold'

169. 'When I say 'mind,'' said the blood relation, 'I refer to the quarter-teaspoonful of brain which you might possibly find in her head if you sank an artesian well.'

171. I'd always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn't even put her in the oven.

194. I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartar sauce.