P. G. Wodehouse Quotes on Intelligence
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And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
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'Oh, yes, he thinks a lot of you. I remember his very words. 'Mr Wooster, miss' he said 'is, perhaps, mentally somewhat negligible but he has a heart of gold'
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'When I say 'mind,'' said the blood relation, 'I refer to the quarter-teaspoonful of brain which you might possibly find in her head if you sank an artesian well.'
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I'd always thought her half-baked, but now I think they didn't even put her in the oven.
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I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartar sauce.